7 Jokes For Snitches Get Stitches

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Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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What did the snitch say to the detective? 'Don't worry, I'm just here to sew some information!
Why did the snitch enroll in a sewing class? To learn how to stitch up loose ends – literally and figuratively!
What did the snitch say to the judge? 'I promise, this time, my testimony comes with no strings attached – just stitches!
I heard a snitch tried stand-up comedy. They got a standing ovation – and a standing threat of stitches!
I tried to tell a snitch a joke, but they said they already knew the punchline. Must be why they're always avoiding punches!
I tried to tell a joke about stitches, but it was too tearable. Unlike the snitch's secrets!
I asked the snitch for the secret to a happy life. They said, 'It's simple: stitches in time save crime!

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