6 Jokes For Snitches Get Stitches

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Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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What do you call a snitch in a spelling bee? A synonym for stitches!
Why don't snitches ever win at poker? Because they can't keep a straight face when they've got a full hand of stitches!
Why did the snitch become a comedian? Because they had a knack for delivering punchlines without getting punched!
How does a snitch make decisions? They always weigh the options and choose the one with the fewest stitches!
Why did the snitch go to the comedy club? They wanted to learn how to deliver jokes without stitches – a tough gig!
Why don't snitches ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone knows you can't keep your mouth shut!

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