7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For snail

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Why don't snails ever argue? They believe in letting things escargot!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a snail? A slowpoke!

Why did the snail buy a fast sports car? It wanted to take life at a slower pace!

Why did the snail break up with the turtle? It couldn't handle the slow pace of the relationship!

What do you call a snail on a pirate ship? A snailor!

Why did the snail put a dollar bill on its shell? Because it wanted to make some slow money!

Why did the snail go to school? To learn at a snail's pace!

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