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Did you hear about the snail that took up gardening? It's a bit slow but is really into escar-go-green!
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Why did the snail paint an 'S' on the side of his car? So people would say, 'Look at that S-car-go!
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I tried to tell a joke about a snail to my friend, but it took so long, they said, 'Snail it already!
Snail Celebrities
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If snails were celebrities, their red carpet would be a long, winding garden path. Picture a snail award show—slowest crawl of the year goes to... everyone.
Snail's Social Media Presence
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Snails would be terrible influencers. Can you imagine their Instagram? Day 362: Still on the journey. Swipe left to see my excitement level. Oh, wait, you can't. It's the same—sluggish.
Snail's Self-Defense
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I asked a snail about self-defense, and it said, My shell is my weapon. I can't run, but I can sure hide. Take that, Karate Kid.
Snail Fitness Freaks
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I think snails are the original fitness gurus. I mean, have you seen those trails they leave behind? It's like they're saying, I did my cardio for the day, now where's my tiny snail-sized dumbbell?
Snail Space Program
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NASA should take notes from snails. They've been exploring outer space in their own way—slowly but surely. I can imagine a snail astronaut reporting back, Houston, we have a slime problem.
Snail's GPS System
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I think GPS systems were inspired by snails. In 500 feet, make a slight left turn... or don't, take your time. No rush.
Snail Standup Comedy
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If snails did standup comedy, their jokes would be like, Why did the snail cross the road? Because it heard the grass was greener on the other side, but I'll get there eventually.
Snail's Dating Advice
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Dating is a lot like being a snail. You gotta take it slow, or you'll end up leaving a trail of slime behind that you can never erase. And trust me, snails are the experts in relationship advice—they've been carrying their homes on their backs for centuries.
Snail Mail vs. Email
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I've realized that my email inbox and a snail have a lot in common—they both take forever to get to the point. I'm just waiting for the day when snails start delivering my bills. Sorry, sir, your payment is late. Blame it on the snail.
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