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Escargot Chef
Preparing snails for dinner while trying not to feel guilty
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I tried to make snail soup, but it took so long, it turned into a stew. My guests were like, "Is this a marathon or a dinner party?
The Gardener's Frustration
Snails vs. my prized plants
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I put out a sign that said, "No trespassing, snails!" They ignored it. I guess they can't read. Or maybe they're just rebels with a slimy cause.
Snail Race Announcer
Keeping the audience engaged during the world's slowest race
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I asked the snail race winner how it feels to be the fastest snail. It said, "I don't know, I'm still processing the victory. Ask me in a week or two.
The Snail's Perspective
The slow life in a fast-paced world
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Snails are like the philosophers of the animal kingdom. They've mastered the art of saying, "Why rush when you can take it one shell step at a time?
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