7+ Best One Liners Jokes For slept

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I slept so much yesterday that I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job as a mattress tester.

I told my wife she was blocking the bed. She said, 'Don't worry, I'm a supportive mattress.

I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every two hours crying for no reason.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I gave her a hug.

I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode.

I slept through my entire paycheck. Turns out, direct deposit doesn't work if you're dreaming.

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