5 Jokes For Slept

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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Sleeping Beauty's Insomnia

Even fairy tales need a good night's sleep!
The real reason Sleeping Beauty woke up after a hundred years? She finally found a mattress that wasn't too soft or too hard – it was just right!

Snoring Symphony

When your partner's snoring is a nighttime performance.
I tried recording my partner's snoring and playing it backward. Turns out, it's a secret message from aliens – something about intergalactic lumberjacks.

The Pillow's Dilemma

When your job is to support dreams, but people keep drooling on you.
Pillows must be the therapists of the bedroom – absorbing all the emotional drool of our dreams.

The Insomniac Sheep

Counting sheep can be a real snoozefest for the sheep!
The insomniac sheep finally tried meditation. Now they're just floating in a state of perpetual woolly mindfulness.

The Bedtime Bandit

When you have a pet who thinks your bed is a personal amusement park.
I tried putting a "No Pets on the Bed" sign. My pets retaliated by hosting a protest right on my pillow.

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