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What did one sketch say to the other? Let's stick together and make a masterpiece.
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What's a sketch artist's favorite type of math? Geometry, because it's always drawing lines.
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I tried to draw a circle, but it was pointless. Now I'm going in squares.
Haunted Pictionary
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Played Pictionary with a ghost the other day. Let me tell you, Casper the Confused Artist is not a winning strategy. Trying to guess what a ghost is drawing is like playing charades with invisible friends—no one wins, and the ghost just floats away in frustration.
Ghostly Caricatures
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I asked a ghost to draw a caricature of me. Big mistake. It made me look so transparent that even my self-esteem got see-through. Now I'm worried the afterlife is judging me for not having a more interesting face.
Specter in the Studio
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I hired a ghost as my sketch artist, thinking it would bring a unique perspective. Turns out, the only thing it could draw was itself. Now I've got self-portraits of a ghost hanging all over my living room. My place is starting to look like an otherworldly art gallery.
Paranormal Doodles
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Caught a ghost doodling on my notepad. I thought it was trying to send a message from the beyond, but it turns out it was just practicing ghostly stick figures. Now my to-do list looks like a supernatural stick figure convention.
The Ghostly Sketch
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You ever notice how ghosts are terrible at sketching? I mean, they can walk through walls, but ask them to draw a straight line, and suddenly it's abstract art. Picasso would be proud, but I'm just trying to figure out if that ghost is trying to communicate or if it's just the world's worst artist.
Haunted Etch-a-Sketch
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I found a ghost trying to communicate with me through an Etch-a-Sketch. I was like, Dude, if you wanted to leave me a message, couldn't you have at least upgraded to a whiteboard? Now I've got ghostly doodles haunting my fridge, and I don't know if it's modern art or a grocery list from the afterlife.
Poltergeist Picasso
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I asked a poltergeist to help me with a sketch. It threw the pencil across the room. Apparently, it wanted me to go for the abstract look. Now my sketchbook is possessed, and my art teacher thinks I've taken avant-garde to a whole new level.
Phantom Portrait Session
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Tried to have a portrait session with a ghost. Every time I asked it to hold still, it just floated through the wall. I've got a collection of ghostly action shots now, and I'm considering starting a paranormal photography exhibit. Who knew ghosts were so camera-shy?
Ghostly Comic Strip
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I suggested to a ghost that it should try creating a comic strip. It took my advice seriously and started drawing strips about the haunted adventures of a ghost trying to sketch. Now I've unintentionally become a character in a ghostly sitcom, and my life feels like a weird crossover episode of the Twilight Zone.
Ghost Writer Woes
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I hired a ghost as my ghostwriter. Turns out, it only writes in ghostly hieroglyphics. I submitted a manuscript to my publisher, and they called it groundbreaking. Little did they know, it was just a series of spooky emojis that only the afterlife book club could decipher.
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