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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 23 2025

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The Sketch Artist

Trying to capture the essence of a person in a sketch, but they won't stop moving.
Sketching people is like trying to catch butterflies with a baseball glove. I'm just there with my pencil, and they're doing the Macarena. I call it "artistic interpretive dance portraiture.

The Sketchy Fashion Trend

Trying to follow a bizarre fashion trend that everyone seems to be into, but you just don't get it.
I tried following a fashion sketch from a magazine. It said, "Wear mismatched socks for a bold statement." I did it, and my grandma asked if I needed help finding the matching pair. I guess my bold statement was more like a cry for fashion assistance.

The Sketchy GPS

Trusting a sketchy GPS that takes you on the scenic route to nowhere.
I asked my GPS for the quickest route, and it took me through a cornfield, across a river, and over a mountain. I felt like I was on a quest to destroy the One Ring, but all I wanted was a latte. My GPS turned my commute into an epic journey.

The Sketchy Deal

Getting involved in a shady business deal that turns out to be more bizarre than expected.
I got into this business deal, and the guy told me, "It's a bit unconventional." Turns out, he meant selling pet rocks to aliens. I'm just here trying to explain to extraterrestrials the geological wonders of planet Earth.

The Sketchy Text

Sending a message with an ambiguous sketchy emoji and trying to decipher the response.
Emojis have turned into a secret language. I sent a sketchy emoji to my mom, and she showed up at my door with a suitcase, thinking I was in some kind of trouble. Note to self: Be careful with the crying-laughing emoji.

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