6 Skeletons And Eating Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why was the skeleton a great musician? Because he had perfect pitch—skeletons don't have skin to mess up the notes!
Why did the skeleton refuse to eat lunch? It didn't have the stomach for it!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? It felt it in its bones!
Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the restaurant? He heard the food was on the house!
How do skeletons enjoy their meals? They always have a bone-appetit!

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