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Why did the skeleton break up with the pizza? It couldn't handle his deadpan humor!
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What do skeletons do on a sunny day? They have a barbecue and enjoy a bonefire!
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Because he wanted another rib-tickling experience!
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What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Nothing—they just love a good bone appétit!
Skeletons and Halloween
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You know it's Halloween when the skeletons start feeling self-conscious. They're like, Great, now everyone's copying my look. I've been spooky before it was cool!
Skeletons' Snack Preferences
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You ever wonder what skeletons snack on? I picture them in the afterlife, having a little chat like, Hey, Frank, what are you munching on? And Frank goes, Oh, just some ghost peppers. Adds a little spice to my eternal existence, you know?
Skeletons at the Dinner Table
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You ever notice how skeletons never get invited to dinner parties? I mean, can you blame them? They've got no stomach for small talk, and their idea of a feast is a handful of dust. It's like, Come on, Bones, we're having spaghetti tonight! And Bones is like, I'll just have a side of calcium, thanks.
Cooking with Skeletons
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I tried teaching a skeleton to cook. It didn't go well. Every time I said, Add a pinch of salt, it just stared at me with those eyeless sockets. I guess flavor is a foreign concept when you're all bones.
Skeletons' Fashion Sense
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Skeletons have a unique fashion sense. They're all about that bare-bone look. I tried telling them, Maybe throw on a sweater, it's cold out! But no, they're committed to the skeletal chic aesthetic.
Dieting with the Dead
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I tried this new diet where you only eat what skeletons eat. Yeah, it's called the Bone Broth diet. Spoiler alert: it's not as exciting as it sounds. I asked my friend how it was going, and he said, Well, I'm losing weight, but my social life is in the grave.
Skeletons' Musical Tastes
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Ever wonder what music skeletons listen to? I imagine it's just a lot of rattling and clattering. You ask them to play something on the piano, and they're like, Sure, but it might sound a bit... skeletal.
Skeletons and the Dating Game
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Dating is tough, especially when you're a skeleton. Imagine trying to impress someone with your bone structure. Well, my femur is quite impressive, and I've got a killer sense of humor... or, well, I had one.
Skeletons and the Gym
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I saw a skeleton at the gym the other day. I asked, Are you here for cardio or strength training? It just pointed to its ribcage and said, I'm working on my core. I guess it takes guts to hit the gym when you don't have any.
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