7 Skeletons And Eating Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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How do skeletons apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry, that was a real boner!
Why did the skeleton bring a suitcase to dinner? Because he wanted to pack his own lunch!
What do skeletons say before a meal? Let's dig in and make no bones about it!
What did the skeleton say before eating? Bone appetite—I mean, bon appétit!
What's a skeleton's favorite snack? Spare ribs!
Why did the skeleton go on a diet? He heard it was a great way to shed some weight!
How do skeletons keep their skin healthy? They use moistur-bone!

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