7 Jokes For Sitting On The Fence

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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I started a business selling fences for people who can't decide. It's going pretty well; we're in-between success and failure.
Sitting on the fence during a decision-making process is like taking a nap during a marathon - you'll wake up to find yourself far behind.
Sitting on the fence is like trying to stay dry in a rainstorm without an umbrella - you'll still get wet, but now you're uncomfortable too!
Sitting on the fence is like being in a relationship status update: 'It's complicated.
Sitting on the fence is like being stuck in traffic: you're not moving forward, and everyone's honking at you to make a move.
Sitting on the fence during an argument is like watching a tennis match without a racket.
Sitting on the fence is like being on the edge of commitment without the fall.

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