17 Jokes For Sitting On The Fence

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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Why did the baker sit on the fence? He wanted to loaf around without getting too involved.
Sitting on the fence might seem comfortable, but eventually, it leaves you feeling picketed.
Why did the book sit on the fence? It wanted to be on the same page as everyone else!
Why did the cat sit on the fence? It wanted to stay neutral in the dog vs. squirrel debate!
Why did the scarecrow enjoy sitting on the fence? It wanted a birds-eye view!
Why did the philosopher choose the fence as his favorite spot? Because it gave him a balanced perspective!
Why did the politician sit on the fence during the debate? He was trying to balance his opinions!

Fence-Sitting Proverbs

They say, “Good things come to those who wait,” but I say, “Great things come to those who can’t decide which thing they want, so they end up with both!”

Fence-Sitter's Anthem

I need a theme song for my fence-sitting prowess. Something like, “I Will Always Love You” but with lyrics like, “Maybe yes, maybe no, can’t decide, gotta go!”

Life's Fence Simulator

Life’s like a video game where you constantly have to balance on this fence. One wrong move, and you fall into the pit of regret. It’s like the hardest level on the game of adulthood.

Fences Anonymous

There should be a support group for us fence-sitters. You’d walk in, and everyone would be like, “Hi, my name’s Steve, and I can’t pick a Netflix show without watching 20 trailers first.”

The Zen of Fences

People say I’m Zen because I’m always so balanced. Little do they know, it’s because I’ve spent my life on this metaphorical fence, mastering the art of equilibrium.

The Great Fence Dilemma

You ever notice how life sometimes feels like sitting on a fence? One leg’s on the side of ‘I want pizza for dinner’ and the other’s like, ‘Nah, gotta be healthy.’ But somehow, you end up with a salad on top of a pizza, just to keep both sides happy.

Olympics of Fence-Sitting

Being indecisive should be an Olympic sport. I’d totally win gold in the 100-meter fence-sitting event. You just have to train your calves for balance and your brain for endless debates.

Fence-Sitter's Guide to Life

I’m writing a self-help book for indecisive folks. It’s just one page that says, “Flip a coin, then spend the next hour wondering if you should’ve used a different coin.”

Fence-Sitters Anonymous

I joined a support group for people who can’t make up their minds. Turns out, we’ve been meeting at three different locations because nobody could decide on one.

Fence-Sitting Expert

I’m the Michelangelo of fence-sitting. I’ve mastered the art of making decisions by not making any. You should see me at a restaurant; I can turn a menu into a philosophical debate.

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