12 Jokes For She So Hot

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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She's so hot, she could start a campfire with a magnifying glass... at night.
She's so hot, her shadow needs SPF 50.
She's so hot, when she goes to the beach, sand turns into glass.
She's so hot, when she walks into a room, the thermostat starts sweating.
She's so hot, when she walks by, ice cream cones melt out of respect.
She's so hot, she makes the equator jealous.
She's so hot, scientists use her photosynthesis as an alternative energy source.
She's so hot, her charm could make a snowman break a sweat.
She's so hot, she's the reason sunscreen was invented.
She's so hot, even the sun asks for her autograph.
She's so hot, she could melt Antarctica with a single smile.
She's so hot, when she goes to the beach, the ocean evaporates.

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