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She Makes Jalapeños Sweat!
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A buddy mentioned, She's so hot. I chuckled, Hot? She's so hot, jalapeños take one look at her and start sweating! They're like, 'Hold up, we signed up for mild, not spicy and sassy!'
The Sun Takes Selfies with Her!
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I got the scoop that she's so hot. I thought, Hot? She's so hot, the sun takes selfies with her! It's like, 'Move over, sunspots, we've got a celestial influencer in town!'
Even Fireplaces Get Insecure!
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A friend hinted, She's so hot. I said, Hot? She's so hot, even fireplaces get insecure! They're like, 'Am I doing it right? Should I be crackling louder or something?'
The Thermometer's Jealous!
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You know, someone told me, She's so hot. I said, Hot? She's so hot, my thermometer asked for a vacation! It said, 'I can't handle this level of sizzle!'
Sunburn by Proximity!
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So, someone leaned in and said, She's so hot. I replied, Hot? She's so hot, standing next to her is like getting a sunburn by proximity! SPF 1000 can't save you from this kind of radiance!
Global Warming's New Mascot!
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I heard someone whisper, She's so hot. I thought, Hot? She's so hot, global warming wants her as its new mascot! Move over, polar bears, we've got a heatwave in heels!
She Warms Up Leftovers by Staring!
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Someone mentioned, She's so hot. I laughed, Hot? She's so hot, she warms up leftovers by staring at them! Forget microwaves, just invite her to dinner parties!
She's the Reason for Sunscreen Shortages!
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I heard the gossip, She's so hot. I quipped, Hot? She's so hot, she's the reason there's a shortage of sunscreen! People are hoarding it, not for the beach, but just in case they accidentally walk by her!
Firefighters on Speed Dial!
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I overheard, She's so hot. I thought, Hot? She's so hot, firefighters keep her on speed dial! They call her for practice drills because, let's be honest, they need the extra challenge!
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