9 Jokes For Seventeen

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly-webbed! They're as happy as seventeen flies in a web.
Why was the number seventeen afraid of sixteen? Because sixteen, seventeen, eighteen!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, minding seventeen crows!
I told my seventeen not to play hide and seek with numbers. It's pointless, it always gets subtracted!
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants. Seventeen witnesses saw the whole thing!
I saw seventeen bees in a library. They were spelling bee champions, buzzing through books!
I told my seventeen it needed to be more outgoing. Now it's trying to be an ex-seventeen!
Why don't scientists trust atoms over seventeen? Because they make up everything!
I invited seventeen to a party, but it didn't RSVP. It must have been too square to respond.

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