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I tried to impress my friends with my cooking skills, so I made a dish with seventeen exotic ingredients. Turns out, exotic just means expensive, and now my wallet and I are having a serious conversation about budgeting.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a new set of kitchen towels. I recently upgraded to seventeen-ply, and let me tell you, my drying game has never been stronger.
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I recently turned seventeen again. Well, not in age, but in the number of times I've promised myself to start going to the gym regularly. Seventeen times, folks. I'm basically a fitness veteran now.
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You ever notice that the number seventeen is like that mysterious friend who shows up at every party? You don't really know why they're there, but they're always hanging around, making things interesting. Seventeen, the life of the mathematical party!
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I have a love-hate relationship with the snooze button. It's like hitting pause on reality for seventeen more minutes of sweet, sweet denial. Mornings – the battleground where I fight the epic struggle against the tyranny of alarm clocks.
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I was doing some spring cleaning, and I found seventeen half-empty water bottles scattered around my house. It's like my home has its own hydration graveyard – where water bottles go to retire.
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I've realized that adulthood is just a never-ending quest to find matching socks. I've got a drawer full of singles – the solo adventurers – and I'm starting to think my washing machine is hosting a secret sock party with only seventeen invites.
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I was trying to explain the concept of prime numbers to my friend the other day. I said, "You know, like seventeen. It's like the VIP section of numbers – exclusive, not divisible by anyone, and always causing a stir!
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Dating in your thirties is like trying to find a parking spot in a busy city – you circle around for a while, and when you finally find one, you hope it's not too good to be true. It's like playing musical chairs but with seventeen chairs missing.
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