18 Jokes For Seventeen

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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What's a tree's least favorite month? Sep-SEVENTEEN-ber! It sheds leaves like nobody's business.
Why was the piano not able to be lifted? Because it had seventeen notes of treble!
What did the zero say to the number seventeen? 'Nice to meet you, you're prime company!
I told my seventeen jokes to my friends. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Why did the golfer bring seventeen pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a group of seventeen rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
I tried to write a song about seventeen, but it didn't have a catchy chorus. It was verse-seventeen!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems... Seventeen to be exact!

Seventeen

Seventeen is that age where you're expected to have the wisdom of an elder and the energy of a toddler on a sugar rush - talk about conflicting job descriptions!

Seventeen

At seventeen, you're in that weird limbo between I'm old enough to know better and But I'll probably do it anyway.

Seventeen

Turning seventeen is like getting a backstage pass to adulthood, but the show's still a few years away, and you're stuck in line waiting for the opening act.

Seventeen

At seventeen, you're the protagonist in a choose-your-own-adventure book, but every choice leads to a page that says, Oops, try again.

Seventeen

Seventeen is that magical age where you're expected to make life-altering decisions, yet you can't even decide what to have for breakfast without a mini crisis.

Seventeen

Ah, seventeen, the age where your parents expect you to act like an adult, but you're still storing snacks in your room like a squirrel prepping for winter.

Seventeen

Turning seventeen is like getting a subscription to life's rollercoaster - you've got the front-row seat to twists, turns, and occasionally feeling like you're about to lose your lunch!

Seventeen

You ever notice how being seventeen is like trying to balance on a seesaw? One moment you feel on top of the world, and the next, you're just hanging on for dear life, praying you don't crash!

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Being seventeen is like driving a car with a manual transmission for the first time - lots of stalls, jerky movements, and the occasional smooth ride that gives you false confidence.

Seventeen

Being seventeen is like being a superhero without a cape - you're juggling school, hormones, and the incredible ability to lose things in the most bizarre places!

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