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Why did the shrimp invite the seine to the party? It wanted a net-working connection!
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Why did the fish blush when it swam through the seine? Because it saw the ocean's bottom and it was tickled pink!
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Why did the fish apply for a job at the seine's office? It heard they had great 'net'working opportunities!
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What's a seine's favorite type of music? Anything with a good 'bass' line!
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Why did the fish refuse to swim near the seine? It heard it was all net profit and no fun!
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Did you hear about the seine that became a detective? It always knew how to fish for clues!
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What do you call a fish that's a master of wordplay? A pun-demic in the seine!
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How does a seine answer the phone? 'Hello, this is the 'net'working hotline!
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They say the Seine River has a lot of history. I took a stroll along it and realized my love life has as much drama as any medieval war – complete with battles, sieges, and the occasional dragon (exes).
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I tried to impress my date by taking her on a romantic boat ride on the Seine. Let's just say it wasn't the love boat; it was more like the 'I hope we don't capsize and end up in a French disaster movie' boat.
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I took a dip in the Seine to impress my date with my adventurous side. Let's just say it wasn't the refreshing plunge I imagined – it was more like a 'quick, call the lifeguard, I've made a terrible mistake' kind of swim.
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I thought fishing on the Seine would be a relaxing experience. Turns out, the only thing I caught was a cold, a sunburn, and the realization that I should stick to fishing for compliments instead.
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I took a cruise down the Seine, thinking it would be a scenic and romantic journey. Little did I know, it was more like a floating comedy show – the captain kept making 'ship-faced' jokes, and I'm pretty sure the fish were heckling us.
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Fishing on the Seine is like dating in your 30s – you cast your net wide, hoping for a catch, but all you end up with are a bunch of old boots and a questionable eel.
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I went on a blind date near the Seine. The only thing blind about it was my hope that this would be the one. Instead, it was like navigating the river without a map – full of unexpected twists, occasional bumps, and a high chance of sinking.
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Dating is a lot like the Seine – full of twists, turns, and occasionally, you find yourself waist-deep in regret, wondering how you ended up in this particular stream of consciousness.
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I tried to impress my date with a picnic by the Seine. Unfortunately, the only thing I managed to impress her with was my ability to attract seagulls, who clearly had a sophisticated taste for my sandwiches.
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