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Tour Guide on the Seine
Dealing with Tourist Shenanigans
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The hardest part of the job? Trying to sound enthusiastic about the 100th time you've pointed out the Eiffel Tower and resisted the urge to say, "Yes, it's still there.
Seine Riverboat Captain
Navigating Romantic Dates and Rowdy Tourists
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The key to being a successful Seine riverboat captain? A sense of humor. I once had a couple ask if the river was man-made. I resisted the urge to reply, "Yeah, by the French in their spare time.
Fish in the Seine River
Modern Life in a Historic River
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The Seine used to be the ultimate dating spot for fish. Now, it's like trying to find love in a bustling nightclub—everyone's in a hurry, and the competition is fierce. I bet catfish swipe left if you're not photogenic.
Street Performer Along the Seine
Earning Applause or Eye Rolls
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Tourists love to request famous French songs, thinking I'm a walking jukebox. Sure, I can play the accordion, but I draw the line at "Free Bird." You want Lynyrd Skynyrd, go to Nashville.
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