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I was sitting by the Seine, watching people on boats, and it hit me – boat rides are just cars for water. I'm just waiting for the day when we have boat traffic jams, complete with frustrated boat honks.
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Walking along the Seine, I saw artists painting these beautiful scenes. I thought about trying it myself, but my artistic talent peaked at drawing stick figures. Imagine a masterpiece that looks like it's having an existential crisis.
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Have you ever seen those street vendors along the Seine selling little Eiffel Tower keychains? I bought one, and now every time I unlock my door, I feel like I'm conquering Paris. Take that, miniature French landmark!
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The Seine is like the world's longest Instagram story. You stroll along, taking in the picturesque views, and every few steps, you're like, "Hold on, let me add this to my Story: #LifeByTheSeine.
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You ever notice how rivers are like nature's giant floss? I mean, the Seine in Paris is basically doing the job for the city. Just imagine, fish swimming around with minty fresh scales!
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I was walking along the Seine, and there were couples everywhere, taking these romantic boat rides. I thought, "Wow, nothing says 'I love you' like a shared paddle and the risk of capsizing.
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The Seine in Paris is like the original catwalk. People strolling along, pretending not to care about their fabulous reflection in the water. "Oh, me? Just casually slaying this sidewalk runway.
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The Seine is like the city's liquid library. You can find everything floating there – from poetic love letters to that regrettable selfie stick someone accidentally dropped. Nature's lost and found.
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I rented a boat on the Seine once, thinking I'd be the captain of my own adventure. Turns out, I can't navigate a boat any better than I can navigate a shopping cart. We hit a lot of metaphorical shores that day.
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