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Why did the secretary bring a suitcase to work? She wanted to pack it in for the day!
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Why did the secretary bring a map to the office? In case she needed to navigate her way through the paperwork!
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Why did the secretary become a gardener? She wanted to cultivate her typing skills!
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Why did the secretary bring a ladder to work? Because she heard the job was up-and-coming!
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Why did the secretary break up with the calendar? It had too many dates!
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Why did the secretary bring a mirror to the office? To reflect on her work!
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Why did the secretary always bring a pen to the gym? To draw her conclusions!
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Why did the secretary bring a pen to the elevator? To draw her own conclusions on each floor!
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Secretaries have this Jedi mind trick where they make you believe that your urgent request is their top priority. Meanwhile, they're probably drafting an email to HR about the guy who can't distinguish 'urgent' from 'not-so-urgent.'
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Secretaries are like wizards with a phone. They can answer calls, take messages, and simultaneously give you that look that says, 'If you don't stop talking, I will transfer you to the void.' It's multitasking at its finest.
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Secretaries, the unsung heroes of the office. They know more about your boss's schedule than you do. They're basically the human version of Siri, with better coffee-making skills.
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I told my secretary, 'Make me look busy.' Now I have so many meetings, even my imaginary friend is booked until next month. If I ever run for president, I'll put 'Professional Meeting Attender' on my resume.
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Secretaries are the real rulers of the office. They have a secret language called 'Professional Passive Aggression.' If your coffee mysteriously tastes like decaf, you've probably been demoted in secretary hieroglyphics.
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Secretaries have this magical ability to turn your illegible scribbles into a perfectly crafted email. I'm convinced they have a PhD in deciphering chicken scratch. If only they offered a course in 'Reading Doctor's Prescriptions,' we'd have world peace by now.
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I once asked my secretary for a raise, and she handed me a calculator. Turns out, my salary minus my coffee expenses equals the cost of her sanity. Who knew financial negotiations involved so much caffeine?
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I thought I was the boss, but then my secretary handed me a list of things I need to do to be a better boss. Apparently, it involves less micromanaging and more acknowledging that she's the true puppet master behind the curtain.
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I tried to surprise my secretary with a day off, but she just laughed and said, 'That's cute.' Apparently, even my attempts at kindness need an appointment scheduled three weeks in advance.
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