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The office wouldn't function without secretaries. They're like the puppet masters behind the scenes, pulling the strings and making sure everyone has a meeting at 2 PM. It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
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Secretaries are the real-time translators of office jargon. When your boss says, "We need to pivot and leverage our synergies," the secretary is the one nodding like they understand while thinking, "I just want to find my stapler.
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You know, secretaries are like the unsung heroes of the office. They have the power to make your day with a smiley face on a post-it note or ruin it with a "see me in my office" email. It's like playing Russian roulette with stationery.
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Secretaries have this magical ability to answer the phone and sound incredibly busy even if they're just organizing their pen collection. I tried it once, and suddenly I felt important. Now, I have a pen collection.
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Secretaries are the real MVPs during office celebrations. They organize the cake, the decorations, and somehow manage to make a group of accountants dance awkwardly to "Happy Birthday." It's a talent that deserves a standing ovation.
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Have you ever noticed that secretaries are the gatekeepers of office supplies? You need a stapler? You must pass the secretary checkpoint. It's like a quest for the Holy Grail, but with more paper cuts.
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Ever notice how secretaries have a sixth sense for knowing when you're about to ask for a day off? It's like they can smell the vacation request form from across the office. It's spooky, really.
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Secretaries are the silent judges of office fashion. You walk in wearing a questionable tie, and they give you that subtle eyebrow raise that says, "Really? You thought that looked good today?" Fashion police, assemble!
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Secretaries have this incredible talent for remembering everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. Meanwhile, I'm lucky if I remember to put on matching socks in the morning. Maybe I need a secretary for my personal life.
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