5 Secretaries Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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The Coffee-Addict Secretary

Juggling caffeine highs and lows
They asked me if I wanted a standing desk. I declined. I need a sitting desk – sitting next to the coffee machine.

The Tech-Challenged Secretary

Navigating the digital minefield
My boss told me to "archive" some emails. I thought he said "arctic." Now there's a polar bear offering me a job promotion, and I'm not sure how to explain this to HR.

The Fashionista Secretary

Dressing for success
I bought a pair of heels for the office, thinking it would elevate my status. Little did I know, I'd be spending most of my day elevating my sore feet under the desk.

The Office Gossip Secretary

Navigating the rumor mill
I'm so good at spreading rumors; they're considering giving me a promotion to head of the grapevine department. I'd like to thank my sources, who are 90% imaginary.

The Overworked Secretary

Balancing a mountain of tasks
My computer is like my boss – it freezes up when I least expect it, and I have to pretend I know what I'm doing until it unfreezes. Sometimes I think it's mocking me.

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