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I used to be addicted to time travel, but I quit cold turkey. Now I'm in the present moment every second!
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My dog wanted to learn a new trick, so I taught him to count to sixty. Now he barks every second!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough in time. It was just a matter of yeast and seconds.
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me second-hand jokes.
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I asked my watch how it's doing. It said, 'I'm ticking away, one second at a time – just like everyone else.
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me second-hand jokes.
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