6 Jokes For Seconds

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Updated on: Jul 19 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug and said, 'You're one of them, but I still love you every second!
Why did the stopwatch break up with the clock? It just couldn't handle the constant ticking of the second hand.
My friend is addicted to breakdancing. He's been doing it for seconds now!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug and said, 'You're one of them, but I still love you every second!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, even for a second!
What do you call a clock that's always on time? A well-rounded second-hand!

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