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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it the first time, and you won't get it until the second time around.
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What do you call a lazy time traveler? Someone who won't go the extra second!
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I used to be a magician, but I lost my touch. Now, I can't make a second disappear even if I try!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even seconds!
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Why did the procrastinator become a clockmaker? He knew all about putting things off until the last second!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful chef? He was outstanding in his field, always using thyme to the last second!
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Ever notice how, when you're in a hurry, every second counts? But when you're waiting for something exciting, those same seconds take a leisurely stroll, sipping on a cocktail, like they're on a vacation in Slow-Motion Land!
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I read somewhere that if you drop food on the floor, it's okay if you pick it up within five seconds. Who comes up with this stuff? I've dropped a chip once and it had a better chance of starting a new life than I did in my last relationship!
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You ever try to microwave something for 30 seconds and it feels like a lifetime? I'm convinced microwaves have their own time zone. You put something in for a minute, and suddenly you've time-traveled to the next century!
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Ever been on hold with customer service and they say, Your call is important to us? Yeah, sure, it's so important that I'm just going to spend the next 600 seconds listening to elevator music and reconsidering all my life choices!
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You know how they say time heals all wounds? Well, they never mentioned how many seconds, minutes, hours, days, years it's going to take! I swear, time's got a whole stash of Band-Aids, and it's in no rush to share them!
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You ever get stuck in an awkward situation and time just freezes? I was on a first date once, trying to impress, and suddenly every second felt like an hour. I'm pretty sure the seconds were mocking me, taking bets on how long it'd take before I spilled something on myself!
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Ever been late for a meeting and then every traffic light starts conspiring against you? It's like the universe decided to play Let's Freeze Time and guess who's the unwilling contestant? Spoiler: Me, cursing at the red lights like they owe me money!
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You know, they say time flies when you're having fun, but have you ever been in a boring meeting? I swear, each minute feels like it’s giving birth to a dozen seconds. And those seconds? They're like the annoying relatives who just won't leave!
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Do you know what’s worse than a bad joke? A moment of silence after a bad joke. Those seconds are like a vacuum, sucking the humor out of the room faster than a high-powered vacuum cleaner!
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