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Scott Fitzgerald tried to organize a literary event, but it was a flop. Turns out, he forgot to send out the Fitzgerald-ions!
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Scott Fitzgerald's favorite exercise? The Fitzgerald-cise – turning the pages of his own books!
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Scott Fitzgerald decided to become a gardener. His favorite plant? The great Gats-bush!
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Why did Scott Fitzgerald never win a dance competition? Because he always had trouble with the Charleston!
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Scott Fitzgerald decided to become a chef. His specialty? The Great Gast-bite!
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Scott Fitzgerald's favorite type of party? A Gatsby-themed soirée – it's always a roaring good time!
The Real Jazz Age
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You know, Fitzgerald coined the term Jazz Age to describe the 1920s, but if he saw my attempts at dancing, he'd probably call it the Jazz Hands Age. Seriously, I can't dance; I've got two left feet. If dancing were a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence.
The Great (and Not-So-Great) Gatsby
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You know, Scott Fitzgerald once said, The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. I tried that once – holding the idea of going to the gym and the idea of ordering pizza. Let's just say my intelligence failed the test spectacularly.
Lost in Translation with Fitzgerald
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Fitzgerald once said, Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person. I relate to that, especially when I'm trying to explain my jokes to people who don't share my love for puns. It's like, No, really, it's a layered onion of humor – you just need to peel it!
Fitzgerald's Unpublished Work
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Did you know Fitzgerald's last unpublished work was titled The Last Tycoon? I guess even he couldn't come up with a better title like The Great Gatsby 2: Electric Boogaloo. Hollywood, take notes!
The Fitzgerald Diet
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Fitzgerald once wrote, Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. I tried adopting the Fitzgerald diet, but apparently, my doctor doesn't consider popcorn and Netflix as part of the Champagne category. Who knew?
The Great Procrastinator
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Fitzgerald once said, I don't want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again. I feel that. But with deadlines. Every time I have a project due, I'm like, I don't want to repeat my procrastination, but I want the pleasure of losing sleep over it again.
Gatsby's Social Media Game
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If Jay Gatsby were around today, I'm pretty sure he'd be an Instagram influencer. Hosting those extravagant parties, mysterious smile, and that green light at the end of the dock? #GatsbyGoals. Forget the Roaring Twenties; we're in the Scrolling Twenties now.
Fitzgerald's Dating Advice
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Fitzgerald had some interesting views on love. He said, There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice. I tried using that line on a date once. Let's just say my date's love for never-hearing-that-line-again was the same, both times.
The Hemingway-Fitzgerald Showdown
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Fitzgerald and Hemingway were like the original frenemies of literature. Hemingway was all about concise, strong sentences, while Fitzgerald was, well, more of a 'let's use twenty adjectives to describe a sunset' kind of guy. It's like one was writing with a sword, and the other with a rainbow.
Fitzgerald's Guide to Modern Romance
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Scott Fitzgerald was a master of romantic prose. I tried taking a page from his book in my love life. I started writing poetic letters to my crush, but it turns out, she prefers emojis over metaphors. Who knew roses are red, violets are blue is no match for a heart-eyed smiley face?
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