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Fitzgerald's words are like a time machine, but instead of taking you to the past, they drop a vintage filter over your thoughts. Suddenly, you're pondering life's mysteries while imagining it in sepia tones and jazz music in the background.
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Fitzgerald's writing is like a stylish cocktail; it's sophisticated, has layers, and if you indulge too much, you'll end up with a literary hangover, questioning your life choices, and googling 'the meaning of existence' at 3 AM.
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Isn't it funny how every English class makes Fitzgerald's 'The Great Gatsby' sound like the ultimate guide to parties? I tried throwing one like Gatsby once; it ended up more like a low-budget high school prom with fewer sequins and more confusion.
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You know you're reading Fitzgerald when the characters have more drama in a single conversation than your entire extended family at Thanksgiving. It's like every sentence is draped in silk, soaked in champagne, and ready to explode with emotional fireworks.
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Reading Fitzgerald's works is like visiting a vintage store – it's a mix of glamour, nostalgia, and an occasional mothball smell. You're either transported to the jazz age or wondering why people thought bowler hats were a good idea.
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The Great Gatsby: the book that made us all believe that extravagant parties, unrequited love, and tragic endings are the keys to a successful life. Thanks, Fitzgerald, for setting us up for a lifetime of unrealistic expectations and thrift store champagne dreams.
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Scott Fitzgerald said, "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time." Well, I can barely hold one thought without getting distracted by a passing squirrel, so I guess my intelligence ranks somewhere between "confused penguin" and "easily mesmerized kitten.
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You ever notice how authors from the past sound like they could be your neighbor's hipster friend? I mean, Scott Fitzgerald's probably the guy who'd show up at your party, sipping on craft gin, talking about the roaring twenties like it's happening next weekend.
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You ever wonder if Scott Fitzgerald would have been a blogger if he were around today? I can imagine his blog being all about vintage fashion tips, existential ruminations, and weekly updates on his attempts to create the perfect cocktail – the Gatsby Gimlet.
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