7 Jokes About Scott Fitzgerald

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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Why did Scott Fitzgerald bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What did Scott Fitzgerald say when he accidentally spilled ink on his manuscript? 'Looks like I'm writing under the influence!
Why did Scott Fitzgerald open a bakery? He wanted to create pastries as 'sweet' as his prose!
I told Scott Fitzgerald I was going on vacation. He said, 'Make sure to pack a good book – it's the only companion that won't disappoint!
Why did Scott Fitzgerald refuse to play hide and seek? He believed the best hiding spots were within the pages of his novels!
Why did Scott Fitzgerald become a comedian? He wanted to add a little 'sparkle' to his career!
I asked Scott Fitzgerald if he could fix my broken pencil. He replied, 'Sorry, I only deal with the broken hearts of characters!

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