6 Jokes For Say Hello

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Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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I asked my phone to say hello to me in the morning. It replied, 'Sorry, I don't do wake-ups. I'm always calling the shots.
I greeted my math book by saying 'Hello, can you help me understand you?' It replied, 'Don't worry, I have too many problems myself!
I wanted to tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on that one. Hello, foundation of laughter!
I taught my dog to say hello. Now every time someone comes over, he gives them a paw-wave!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'Hello, break. I'm unresponsive.
My microwave and I have a special connection. It always says hello with a warm greeting!

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