5 Jokes For Say Hello

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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The Non-Responder

Dealing with those who don't reciprocate your greetings
I tried waving and saying hello to someone who ignored me once. Now, whenever I see them, I just wave at their shadow. It's less awkward that way.

Over-enthusiastic Greeters

Dealing with people who take saying hello to the next level
Some people say hello with such gusto that I wonder if they've mistaken me for a long-lost relative. I'm just here for small talk, not a family reunion. Slow down, buddy!

The Handshake Debate

Navigating the uncertain world of handshakes
Handshakes are the only socially acceptable way to judge a person's strength without going to the gym. If someone gives you a weak handshake, you can bet they've never opened a pickle jar in their life.

Pets and Their Strange Greetings

When animals have more interesting ways of saying hello than humans
If I greeted people the way my parrot greets me, I'd be fired from every job within a week. He squawks, flaps his wings, and occasionally throws in a curse word for good measure. Maybe I'll save that for casual Fridays.

Awkward Greetings

Navigating the awkwardness of saying hello
Saying hello is like launching a rocket. You hope it reaches its destination smoothly, but there's always that moment of uncertainty when you wonder if it's just going to crash and burn.

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