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The Non-Responder
Dealing with those who don't reciprocate your greetings
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I tried waving and saying hello to someone who ignored me once. Now, whenever I see them, I just wave at their shadow. It's less awkward that way.
Over-enthusiastic Greeters
Dealing with people who take saying hello to the next level
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Some people say hello with such gusto that I wonder if they've mistaken me for a long-lost relative. I'm just here for small talk, not a family reunion. Slow down, buddy!
The Handshake Debate
Navigating the uncertain world of handshakes
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Handshakes are the only socially acceptable way to judge a person's strength without going to the gym. If someone gives you a weak handshake, you can bet they've never opened a pickle jar in their life.
Pets and Their Strange Greetings
When animals have more interesting ways of saying hello than humans
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If I greeted people the way my parrot greets me, I'd be fired from every job within a week. He squawks, flaps his wings, and occasionally throws in a curse word for good measure. Maybe I'll save that for casual Fridays.
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