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I asked my computer if it believes in love at first sight. It said, 'I'm more into love at first sans!
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Why did the font get a promotion? It had the right amount of sans-peration!
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I asked my computer if it likes to dance. It replied, 'No, but I'm great at sans-ation!
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Why did the typeface break up with its serif partner? It wanted something more sans-sational!
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Why did the computer apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to work on its sans-dough!
Sans' Dating Tips
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Sans gave me dating advice. He said, Just be yourself. So, I showed up to a date in my pajamas, telling bad puns. Turns out, being myself is why I'm still single.
Sans' Job Search
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I asked Sans if he ever had a job. He said, Yeah, I was a grave digger. I told him that's morbid. He replied, Well, I was just dying to get into the business.
Sans' Fashion Sense
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Sans thinks he's a fashion icon because he only wears a hoodie. I tried it, and people looked at me like I just walked out of bed. Maybe I need a skeleton to pull off that look.
Sans' Diet Dilemma
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You ever notice how Sans, the skeleton from Undertale, never gains or loses weight? I mean, I've been on a diet for weeks, and he's just standing there all bony, looking at me like, What's your secret, bro? I'm dying to know!
Sans' Time Management
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I asked Sans how he manages his time so well. He said, I'm always on schedule because I have a 'bad time' scheduled for everyone. Now I'm scared to check my calendar.
Sans' Gaming Skills
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Sans claims to be a gaming expert. I challenged him to a game of chess. He moved his pawn and said, Checkmate. I'm still trying to figure out the rules in the Undertale universe.
Sans' Lazy Lifestyle
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Sans is the laziest character ever. I asked him for workout advice, and he said, Sure, just hit the 'Z' key on your keyboard repeatedly. I tried it, and now I'm not in shape, but my keyboard is definitely broken.
Sans' Papyrus Problems
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Sans' brother, Papyrus, is always cooking spaghetti. I asked him why, and he said, I'm trying to find the right pasta to bone ratio. I told him that's not a thing, but now I can't look at spaghetti the same way.
Sans' Comedy Superpower
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Sans said his superpower is making bad jokes. I told him that's not a superpower. He said, Tell that to my audience. They're all dying from laughter. I think they might be dying for other reasons.
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