5 Jokes For Sans

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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The Sans-culotte in the 21st Century

Dressing for the revolution in a world obsessed with fashion
The Sans-culotte got a makeover but complained that the skinny jeans were too tight. He said, "I thought the revolution was about breaking chains, not cutting off circulation!

The Sans-serif Font Fanatic

Living in a world full of Times New Roman and Arial
My friend, the font snob, got into a heated argument with a colleague. Why? Because the colleague insisted on using Wingdings for their presentation, and the Sans-serif fanatic said, "This is a professional setting, not hieroglyphics class!

The Sans-stress Yoga Instructor

Teaching calmness in a chaotic world
The Sans-stress yoga instructor tried meditation in a busy city park. A guy walked up and said, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Just finding my inner peace amidst this concrete jungle. You should try it – sans interruptions!

The Sans-sugar Nutritionist

Promoting health in a world addicted to sweets
The Sans-sugar nutritionist tried to sweeten her coffee with a sugar substitute. She took a sip and exclaimed, "This tastes like a promise that was never meant to be kept!

The Sanskrit Scholar in a Modern World

Navigating the ancient in a tech-savvy era
The Sanskrit scholar got a smartphone but couldn't stop complaining. Apparently, predictive text doesn't understand "om" as well as he does.

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