8 Jokes For Sangria

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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I told my friend I can balance a glass of sangria on my head. He said, 'That's a wine-derful skill!
Why do sangrias make terrible secret agents? They always spill the juice!
What's a sangria's favorite game? Hide and zest seek!
Why did the sangria go to therapy? It had too many mixed emotions!
What's a sangria's favorite dance move? The grapevine shuffle!
Why was the sangria at the party the most popular? It knew how to mix well with everyone!
Why did the fruit break up with the sangria? It couldn't handle the emotional crush!
Why did the sangria become a motivational speaker? It knew how to inspire the zest in everyone!

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