4 Jokes For Sangria

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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I tried making a fruit salad, but it turned into sangria. I guess I misread the recipe – it said mix, not fix!

Why don't sangrias ever get mad? They always find a way to wine down!

I asked the bartender if he knew any good sangria jokes. He said, 'I'm not sure, they're usually all mixed up!

Why did the orange refuse to join the sangria party? It said, 'I'm already in a committed relationship with the juice box!

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