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Why did Samwise bring a map to Mordor? He wanted to 'navigate' the situation!
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Why did Samwise get a job at the bakery? Because he's great at handling the dough!
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What did Samwise say when he discovered the ring? 'Well, this is a pretty 'precious' situation!
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Why did Samwise bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the ring was up for grabs!
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Samwise, my personal life coach. He's like Gandalf, but instead of saying 'You shall not pass,' he just whispers, 'Maybe you shouldn't eat that second slice of pizza.'
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I asked Samwise for financial advice, and he said, 'Invest in lembas bread, it's the currency of the future.' Now I have a pantry full of gluten-free snacks and a dwindling bank account.
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Samwise said, 'Always be prepared.' So now, I carry a backpack with snacks, a map, and a flashlight. I haven't been on an adventure, but I'm ready for a power outage at a fancy restaurant.
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I tried to impress Samwise with my cooking skills. He took one bite and said, 'This tastes like the fires of Mount Doom.' Note to self: Never invite him to a barbecue.
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I asked Samwise for relationship advice, and he said, 'Just treat her like the One Ring—precious and never let her out of your sight.' Now I have a restraining order.
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Samwise tried to motivate me to hit the gym. He said, 'Think of it as Mount Doom – sweat and pain now, and you'll eventually get rid of that ring... or belly.'
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I told Samwise I wanted to be more adventurous. He said, 'Sure, just remember, in real life, there are no eagles to save you when you decide to jump off a cliff.'
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Samwise told me to embrace challenges. So now, every time I face a problem, I whisper, 'I wish this problem had giant spiders instead.'
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Samwise convinced me to try gardening. Now my neighbors think I'm reenacting scenes from 'The Two Towers' every time I talk to my plants.
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