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Samwise at the Buffet
When you're the hero of the story, but the buffet is the real quest.
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They say the journey to Mordor was tough. Try navigating through a crowded buffet with a plate full of spaghetti without getting marinara on your cloak.
Samwise, the Green Thumb Hero
When your true calling is gardening, but everyone else is obsessed with evil jewelry.
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Frodo said, "Destroy the Ring." I said, "Have you tried planting some flowers? It's therapeutic and way less dangerous.
Samwise, the Cooking Extraordinaire
When you're saving Middle-earth, but you're also a culinary wizard.
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Sauron may have an army of orcs, but I have a secret weapon: my grandma's cookbook. You haven't defeated evil until you've tasted my lasagna.
Samwise, the Loyal Sidekick
When your loyalty is unmatched, but all you get is second billing.
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Being a loyal sidekick is like being the Robin to Batman, but without the cool gadgets. I asked for a utility belt once, Frodo handed me a fanny pack.
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