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I wonder if Saint Peter has a sense of humor. Can you imagine him telling dad jokes at the pearly gates? "Why did the soul go to heaven? Because it had a good afterlife plan!
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Imagine if Saint Peter had a side hustle as a life coach. "So, you've made it to heaven. Step one: embrace eternal happiness. Step two: learn to play the harp. And step three: avoid the guy who insists on telling everyone about his near-death experience in vivid detail.
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Ever think about what Saint Peter's job interview was like? "So, Peter, can you handle the responsibility of deciding who gets into heaven?" "Well, I did manage the VIP section at a celestial nightclub once...
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I bet Saint Peter's clipboard has seen some things. "Let's see, Gandhi... check. Mother Teresa... check. Oh, who's this? Larry? Yeah, we don't have any Larr... oh, he brought snacks? Alright, fine, Larry's in!
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You ever think Saint Peter plays games with the newcomers? "Alright, welcome to heaven! Here's your halo, and oh, by the way, you're in charge of organizing the celestial potluck every Tuesday. Good luck!
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I've always wondered if Saint Peter has a favorite excuse for getting into heaven. Like, do you think someone has tried, "I left my harp at home, can I go back and get it?" I mean, that's a commitment to the musical arts right there.
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I bet there's a whole training manual for Saint Peter. "Rule number one: don't ask any awkward questions about how people ended up here. Just smile and nod, Saint Pete, smile and nod.
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I bet there's a secret handshake to get into heaven. Like, Saint Peter gives you a nod, a wink, and then you have to do the celestial Macarena. If you mess it up, sorry, it's down to the other place.
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I imagine Saint Peter's reaction when someone arrives with a really complicated name. "Uh, yeah, we're just going to call you Steve. It's easier for the harpists to remember.
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