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Saint Peter's Lost and Found
Saint Peter deals with the chaos of misplaced celestial items.
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Saint Peter's thinking about starting a reality show called "Heaven's Pawn Stars" where people try to reclaim their lost items. "I've got this vintage halo from the Renaissance era. Best I can do is let you skip the line at the ice cream parlor.
Saint Peter's Social Dilemma
Saint Peter struggles with socializing with new arrivals.
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Saint Peter said he tried using pickup lines at the Pearly Gates, like "Are you a fallen angel? Because you just tripped and ended up here." Sadly, it turns out heavenly pickup lines are about as effective as a parachute made of tissue paper.
Saint Peter's Performance Review
Saint Peter is worried about his job performance.
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Saint Peter told me that his biggest challenge is dealing with lost souls who keep arguing that the GPS sent them to Hell by mistake. "Sorry, buddy, blaming it on Siri won't cut it up here!
Saint Peter's Daily Grind
Saint Peter is tired of the monotony of his job.
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Saint Peter's been complaining about the outdated technology at the Pearly Gates. He said, "I asked God for an upgrade, and He handed me a tablet. I was hoping for at least an iPad, but nope, just a stone slab. I feel like I'm checking in dinosaurs sometimes.
Saint Peter's Heavenly Traffic
Saint Peter deals with the chaos of managing the celestial traffic flow.
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Saint Peter's trying to implement express lanes at the Pearly Gates. He said, "We're testing it out for people with exceptional good deeds. You know, the ones who saved a cat from a tree or returned a library book on time. Fast track to eternity!
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