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Why did the safe word bring a dictionary to the party? It wanted to make sure everyone understood its boundaries!
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Why did the comedian become a dungeon master? He wanted to know if his jokes were safe for work!
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Why did the comedian bring a thesaurus to the comedy club? He wanted to find the perfect safe word for his punchlines!
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Why did the mathematician use 'hypotenuse' as his safe word? It kept things at a right angle!
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Why did the dictionary refuse to include the safe word? It felt it was too explicit!
The 'safe word'—is that like a password for my relationship? 'Honey, if you're about to say something dangerous, just type in 'banana' and hit enter.'
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You ever hear about this whole safe word thing? I tried it once. I thought it was for a hostage situation, but turns out it's just for when my wife wants me to stop telling bad jokes. Honey, if it's getting too much, just yell 'pineapple!'
So, I introduced a 'safe word' in my house. Now, when my roommate starts talking about his ex for the 99th time, I just scream 'platypus!' And you know what? It works, until he asks why I chose that word...
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Safe words are supposed to be this secret escape hatch from awkward situations, right? But have you ever been in a conversation and suddenly blurted out your safe word? Awkward silence turns into confused stares. No, no, I just really hate talking about pickles, guys!
I suggested a 'safe word' at family dinners. Now, when Uncle Bob starts his conspiracy theories, we all just yell 'hippopotamus' and change the topic. It's like a weird zoo-themed intervention.
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Family dinners were turning into a political debate, so I suggested a safe word. Now, when Uncle Bob starts ranting about lizard people, we all just start chanting, Pineapple! Wait, no, that's not it. Hippopotamus! There we go!
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We tried a 'safe word' at game night. Now, when Steve starts bragging about his 'unbeatable' strategy, we all just scream 'jellyfish' and change the game. But let me tell you, it's hard not to laugh at the jellyfish dance moves.
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I heard about safe words in relationships and thought, 'Great! This'll make arguments fun!' Now, my girlfriend and I scream 'marshmallow' when things get heated. It's like a verbal game of hot potato—except it's not fun when the potato explodes.
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Introduced a 'safe word' at the gym. Now, whenever my trainer pushes me to the limit, I just scream 'banana split!' and suddenly I'm on the floor, not sure if it's from exhaustion or just trying to distract him.
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I introduced a 'safe word' for bad pickup lines. Now, when someone tries 'Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears,' we just all collectively say 'watermelon' and vanish from the conversation.
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Safe word in movie theaters! Now, when someone's phone goes off during a dramatic scene, we all just start shouting 'cucumber' until they turn it off. Suddenly, 'quiet please' becomes a vegetable orchestra.
I suggested a 'safe word' during awkward elevator rides. Now, when someone starts discussing the weather, we all just start chanting 'mango' until the doors open. It's like a tropical escape from small talk.
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Elevators are already awkward enough, right? So, I suggested a safe word. But let me tell you, when you're on floor 20 and accidentally blurt out the safe word, suddenly it's a fruit-themed standoff until you reach your stop.
I introduced a 'safe word' in the office. Now, whenever a meeting gets too boring, we all collectively chant 'unicorn' until someone changes the topic. Let me tell you, we've become very knowledgeable about mythical creatures lately.
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The office was like a battlefield of boredom, so I suggested a safe word. Now, when Karen starts talking about spreadsheets for too long, we all just start chanting, Pineapple! Pineapple! Wait, no, that's not it! Ah, unicorn! There we go!
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