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Safe words are like the silent alarms of love. You don't want to use them, but it's comforting to know they're there when things get a bit too wild. It's like having a relationship fire extinguisher – break in case of emotional flames.
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Safe words are like the secret handshake of intimacy. It's this special code that only you and your partner understand. The tricky part is when you accidentally use it in public, and people give you the weirdest looks. "Oh, we were just discussing our favorite fruits, nothing to see here.
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You ever notice how safe words are never really that safe? I mean, in the moment, anything can become a potential safe word. You're arguing, and suddenly you blurt out "kaleidoscope" just because it sounded fancy. Now it's become the go-to word for defusing tension.
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Safe words are like the emergency exits of relationships. You know they're there, but you never really pay attention until you find yourself in a situation where you desperately need them. "Babe, it's not working, let's just exit through the 'pineapple' door, shall we?
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Safe words are the unsung heroes of relationships. They're like the sidekicks, always ready to jump in and save the day when things get a bit too dramatic. I just hope they never become mainstream. Imagine people casually using safe words at the grocery store. "Excuse me, I said 'pineapple,' not 'papaya'!
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Safe words are basically the magical spells of adulthood. You say the right word, and poof, the awkwardness disappears. If only they worked in other situations. Imagine being stuck in a boring meeting, and suddenly you could just utter "avocado" to teleport to your happy place.
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The concept of safe words is interesting. It's like we need a secret code to communicate when things get too spicy. I wish life had safe words for everyday situations. Imagine being stuck in a dull conversation, and you could just signal with a discreet "watermelon" to switch topics.
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You ever notice how we all have that one safe word in our relationships? Like, we're supposed to use it when things get too intense. But let's be real, in the heat of the moment, I'm more likely to shout out my Wi-Fi password than remember that safe word. "Honey, it's 'password123'! Oh wait, that's not it...
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We all have that moment when we forget the safe word, and it turns into a game of relationship charades. You're there, acting out random words, hoping your partner can decipher your desperate attempts at communication. "Is it 'banana'? No? Okay, let me try 'elephant riding a unicycle.'
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