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I heard they once considered adding a fifth face to Mount Rushmore. Can you imagine the auditions for that? "Sorry, Jefferson, you didn't make the cut this time. We found someone with a more chiseled jawline.
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Mount Rushmore must be the only place where you can see a group of presidents who are totally stoned… in stone. I mean, it’s like they’re trapped in an eternal "Who's the most presidential?" staring contest.
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I visited Mount Rushmore and realized, those presidents must have amazing self-esteem. I mean, what confidence to wake up every day, look out, and see a bunch of tourists staring at your giant carved face. "Oh yes, gaze upon my stone-cold expression.
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You ever notice how visiting Mount Rushmore is like going to a gigantic presidential selfie spot? I mean, four presidents posing for a selfie before selfies were even a thing! But imagine if they could update it now; they'd probably add filters and hashtags.
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You know, I went to see Mount Rushmore recently. It's impressive, sure, but does anyone else think it’s a bit extreme? I mean, the sculptor couldn’t just be content with a photo or a painting. It's like, "I love the Presidents, but you know what they need? Gigantic heads carved into a mountain!
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Mount Rushmore feels like the original attempt at a presidential ranking system. Like, "Hmm, how do we decide who was the greatest president? I know, let's carve their heads into a mountain and call it a day!
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So, I visited Mount Rushmore, and it hit me: that's the ultimate monument to a bad hair day! Imagine being a president and having a monument where your hair game is immortalized for eternity. Talk about pressure!
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You know, they say Mount Rushmore took 14 years to build. Fourteen years! I can't even commit to a hairstyle for 14 months, and these guys got their faces carved into a mountain for centuries. That's a whole different level of commitment.
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I visited Mount Rushmore and couldn’t help but think, those presidents must be tired of people always commenting on their heads being “larger than life.” I mean, imagine living with the perpetual shadow of a massive sculpture of your face looming over you!
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Mount Rushmore is like the original "Hall of Fame" for presidents. It's where they're immortalized in rock. But if we did that now, I'm pretty sure they’d have to add a yearly subscription fee to maintain it, like, "Sorry, Lincoln, your supporters didn't renew this year, so your nose is getting a bit eroded.
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