5 Jokes For Rushmore

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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Photographer at Mount Rushmore

Trying to capture the perfect shot without getting too stoned
Photographing Mount Rushmore is like taking a family portrait, except this family has been in therapy for 200 years.

Mount Rushmore Maintenance Worker

Dealing with the stone-cold demands of the job
I asked a Mount Rushmore maintenance worker if he ever gets bored. He said, "Nah, every day is a rock-solid adventure!

Tour Guide at Mount Rushmore

Trying to keep the tourists entertained while staring at giant stone faces
Tour guides at Mount Rushmore have a unique skill. They can turn a stony silence into a captivating story.

Alien Landing on Mount Rushmore

Trying to decipher if these are the leaders of the Earth or just a really weird rock band
Aliens on Mount Rushmore have a tough time distinguishing between the rock formations and the rock presidents. It's like, "Are they leaders, or did Earth just have a Stone Age boy band?

Bird Living on Mount Rushmore

Trying to find a cozy nest spot without causing a presidential scandal
Life as a bird on Mount Rushmore is tough. You have to watch out for political poop storms every election year.

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