7 Jokes For Runs

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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I tried to run a marathon, but my legs said no. So now I just run the dishwasher – it's a sprint every time!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, and he ran the crows away!
I tried to run a marathon, but I kept getting distracted by all the signs telling me to keep going. I guess they were working!
I thought I'd run out of snacks during quarantine, but then I discovered my secret stash. Turns out, I was the snack hoarder all along!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug, and then I realized she meant to say 'muffins.
I tried to run a charity marathon, but I couldn't find anyone willing to give me a head start on the fundraising.
I decided to run for office, but then I realized it was just a figure of speech. Now I'm jogging for idioms!

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