6 Jokes For Runs

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make it work. Turns out, it's hard to make hens meet!
I asked my cat if it wanted to go for a run. It looked at me like I had suggested a swim in a pool of cold water.
I asked my computer if it could run a marathon. It said it had too many bytes!
My friend told me he's training to run a marathon. I asked him how far he's gotten. He said, 'to the fridge and back.
I decided to run a marathon, but I got tired quickly. Now I just tell people I'm in a speed-walking competition.

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