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Why did the baseball player go for a run before the game? He wanted to get to the base early!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and they're always on the run!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from going on too many runs!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it couldn't ketchup!
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems and couldn't find its 'x'!
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I tried interval running – you know, running really fast for a minute, then walking for ten. Turns out, my intervals are more like sprinting to the fridge and lounging on the couch.
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Marathons are like relationships – they both start with high expectations, but after a few runs, you're just hoping you don't hit a wall!
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I decided to run a marathon for the experience. The only experience I gained was realizing that my body has more protest signs than a picket line!
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I tried jogging once, but I realized I only run for two things: the ice cream truck and my dreams. And let's be honest, the ice cream truck is faster!
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I once thought I saw a ghost while running at night. Turns out, it was just my reflection in a store window – the scariest thing I've seen on a jog!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried laughing while running? It's more like an asthma attack with sound effects!
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I signed up for a charity run, thinking it would make me feel good about myself. Now, I just feel good about my ability to avoid eye contact with the donation booth.
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Running on a treadmill is like trying to make progress in a video game – lots of effort, but you're still in the same place, sweating, and questioning your life choices.
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I recently joined a running club. It's less of a club and more of a support group for people who regret signing up for 5Ks.
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