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Why did the Romanian cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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What's a vampire's favorite mode of transportation in Romania? The blood-red carpet!
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Why did the Romanian athlete always win at hide and seek? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit in Romania? A blood orange, of course!
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Why did the vampire visit Romania? It heard they have the best necks-t level views!
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Why did the Romanian chef open a bakery? He wanted to make a little extra dough!
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What's a vampire's favorite social media platform in Romania? Neckstagram!
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I asked a Romanian friend if they believe in ghosts. They said, 'Of course! But ours are more into folklore and less into rattling chains. They're basically Casper with a dash of Dracula.'
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I tried to surprise my Romanian girlfriend with a romantic dinner. She walked in, saw the candles, and asked, 'Is this a date or are you preparing for a vampire invasion?' I guess flowers would have been safer!
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I tried to impress my date with some Romanian phrases, but I accidentally ordered a vampire instead of a vinaigrette. Now I have a garlic necklace just in case!
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I told my Romanian friend I wanted to visit Transylvania. They said, 'Sure, just bring a wooden stake, garlic, and a map to the nearest exit. Oh, and good luck finding Wi-Fi in Dracula's castle!'
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Count Dracula's Tinder profile says he's a night owl from Romania. I guess he's just looking for a necks-level connection!
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You know you're in Romania when even the ghosts have a strong accent. Casper sounds like he's been haunting Transylvania for centuries.
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I asked a Romanian for travel advice, and they said, 'Make sure to pack silver bullets and a crucifix. You know, just the essentials for a relaxing vacation.' I think I'll stick to beaches.
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I went to a Romanian restaurant, and they had a dish called 'Vampire Risotto.' I thought it was just a clever name until I saw the waiter checking my neck for a pulse after I finished it!
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I tried to impress my Romanian girlfriend by learning about her culture. Turns out, Dracula isn't just a fictional character; he's her great-uncle Vlad. Family reunions are a real bloodbath!
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