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I found out Romania is famous for its painted monasteries. I imagine their decorator was like, "Let's give these monasteries a splash of color – because nothing says 'divine' like a touch of pastel pink.
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Romania has some incredible folklore. I heard they have a creature called the "Strigoi" – it's like a vampire, but it's not really into all that fancy Hollywood stuff. It's more of a "drink your coffee before it gets cold" kind of creature.
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I heard that in Romania, superstitions are a big deal. Like, if you spill salt, you have to throw a pinch of it over your left shoulder. I guess that's their way of saying, "Oops, let's make the floor a little more flavorful.
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Romanian winters are intense. I mean, I thought I knew cold until I experienced Romanian winter – even my snowman was wearing a scarf, a hat, and asking for a hot cocoa.
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Romanian language is a bit of a tongue-twister. I tried learning it once, and my tongue got so twisted; I ended up ordering a pizza when I was just asking for directions.
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You ever notice how Dracula is like the unofficial spokesperson for Romania? I mean, if I were Romanian, I'd be like, "Guys, we have more to offer than just dark castles and blood-sucking – we also have really good pastries!
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In Romania, they have a tradition of celebrating "Martisor" to welcome spring. Meanwhile, in my neighborhood, we celebrate spring by switching from hot coffee to iced coffee.
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Romania has some breathtaking landscapes, with the Carpathian Mountains and all. I bet even their goats have a more scenic commute to work than most of us do. "Morning, Gary, just enjoying the mountain air on my way to graze!
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Have you ever tried to impress someone by saying you know a lot about Romania? It's not as easy as it sounds. You start talking about Transylvania, and suddenly you're the weird guy who knows too much about fictional vampires.
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